May I borrow your dog for a few days?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by vinbenji (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2007 10:32:19

May I borrow your dog for a few days?
It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here
killed her."

"Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?"

The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, "Get in line."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2007 14:52:12

LOL

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 13-Dec-2007 11:24:07

Hahaha.